Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Response to Lonely Lonestar: An Abysmal "Country" Song

Hey! It's been a crazy week around here. I'm kinda exhausted right now, but wanted to enlighten the universe with this fine nugget of musical weirdness before I crash for the night.

Got this comment last week sometime (from someone by the name of Lonely Lonestar):

So, I'm a big fan of country music and I've lived the classic country song life, every woman I've loved has left me in my pick-up truck with my dog. I was wondering if you could right me a song that makes women fall in love with me.

I'm not sure how to right a song. Maybe I can left you a song.

Okay, I'm done being obnoxious.

No, I lied. I'm really just beginning.


I'm gonna sleep now. Will have more songs up soon. Keep the letters rolling in. :D


  1. My favourite part of this video is your sock monkey! I love sock monkey's.

    Good advice thought - I don't dig boys who live in their cars.

  2. I also don't dig boys with bad grammar, right? (or is it write?) :P

  3. This is the first musical advice column I have seen. I love it. Your guitar-playing is nothing fancy but your knowledge of chords is actually quite above average, which makes the songs better as well as funnier.

    However, I would hope that, with your obvious talent, money is not as important to you as personality or perfect hair. Both of the P's are far more important than the M.

  4. Haha, thanks Benny!

    And fear not, I am aware that personality is more important than money. Of course, perfect hair is the most important of all! You are a fellow advice guru though, so I'm sure you already knew that. ;)

  5. I love your Musical Advice Column so much. I am going to try to stop commenting on every single post.