Good morning, Interwebs! Hope everyone is having a wonderful Saturday. Things are a little crazy this weekend. My band has a show in Portland tomorrow night, so there's been a lot of last minute practicing going on (not to mention my ongoing debate with myself over what I should wear...). But I shall take a break from all of the pre-show chaos to bring you today's bit of musical advice. :)
So without further ado, here is today's letter:
Dear Lauren,
I am stuck in Oklahoma and the tornado sirens are going off. I already put my cello in the bathtub and covered it with sofa cushions. The weather forecasters are saying that there is a tornado heading at me at 30 mph. Actually, they are using the terms "rotation" and "circulation", they aren't saying tornado. The advice they are giving is pretty epic: they say that everybody who is in a mobile home should evacuate right now. !!! Lol, Oklahoma. Should I cower in my bathroom, or should I watch the storm?
Nancy
And here I am rocking the keytar in my sweatpants, telling Nancy to get the hell out of Oklahoma.
I'm so keytarded. Hehe.
On a side note, I started up a Facebook page for this advice column. You can become a fan here and recieve updates in your daily news feed.
That's all I've got for today. Keep the letters rolling in!
Okay, that one was just flat out catchy. :) And some great advice too.
ReplyDeleteI love this more than Apartment Ben loves having no attention span.
You know what they call people from Oklahoma? Oklahoma-sexuals! Ba dum tish!
ReplyDeleteYour keytar is sounds so fucking metal.
ReplyDeleteYay Keytar!!!
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