Monday, July 26, 2010

A Radical Approach To Dating

I recently received this letter from one of my favorite fellow advice bloggers:

Dear Lauren the musical advisor,

I seem to have a hard time telling if a girl is crazy about me because she is crazy about me or because she is just crazy. It's hard, because, when girls are just crazy, they don't actually care about you... despite all the attention and "love" they give and ask for. I don't want to start being suspicious that every girl who wants me is that crazy. But I also don't want to settle for someone who is so sane that she becomes depressing, is loyal only because she appreciates security, or is just plain not that sexually interesting. Please give me a song about this subject!


Anonymous fellow advice blogger

It was a letter that made me think. You'd think that because I am a girl I should have some profound insight into this type of thing. I really don't. But that won't stop me from singing about it.

And as I promised in the song, here is an application I created that can be used to screen potential love interests.

It's only two pages long. Click on each page to make it bigger. You can then drag it onto your desktop, print it out, and whip it out on a first date. I tried my best to make it gender neutral so that all of my readers can use it. Hopefully it will make dating a little easier and ultimately make the world a happier place.

Anyway, that's all for now! If you need any advice in the form of a song, be sure to email me! Also, I'm interested to hear your relationship application success stories. Hehe.

Over and out.

P.S: If you ever need relationship advice that is not completely ridiculous (i.e: advice that is actually helpful), visit this blog. :D


  1. Hahaha. Great song, and awesome idea! The application is hilarious, and it would probably be pretty useful after a first date.

  2. I love your blog, Lauren. You're awesome! :) I'm saving you application...I do have a boyfriend and been with him a long time, but I guess it's never too late to find out whether or not your partner is sane or completely loco! lol

  3. That application could save lives. As could that song.

  4. This is perfect! I missed out on following before because my computer was to slow to load videos. But now that they're streaming I will be back more often. Laughter is always worthwhile.

  5. Oh, that was so fantastic. I laughed a ton, which is not actually a good thing because it led to a bout of death coughing, but that's okay, it was worth it. My dad used to have this thing called An Application for Dating my Daughter. It included questions like: Which bone would you least like to have broken? and What do you drive? (If answer is minivan, you are cleared and do not need to fill out the rest of this application) He never got to use it though, because I've never had a boyfriend.